Day seventeen; Insight day & Best day ever?

Well, I woke up in a rather panicked way today - I threw myself out of bed and practically leaped toward my alarm. Then I done the usual thing by throwing myself back into bed for another hour. About 10 minutes in, I was starting to doze of when WHAM, a massive head-rush came my way. I sat up immediately and launched myself out of bed once more. Instead of waiting and trying to get rid of the pain, I start getting dressed; I'm a moron.

I was ready quite early, so I went downstairs and flicked the kettle on. Nothing interesting happened until Jack and Danny knocked on my door. Whilst walking to school, us three had quite an in-depth discussion about the Fallout games. Let's just say we're all big fans. Once at school, I went to form and had a laugh with the usual group.

Today was insight day, so instead of normal lessons we were doing other random crap. First off, we would be doing job interview practice and all boring stuff like that. T'was all rather drab until me and many others were called to the front of the hall. Whilst there, someone let off a quenching fart, which caused me and Danny to burst out into absolute laughter. We looked like absolute twats; two guys trying to compose themselves whilst everyone else is mature and quiet. Ah well, t'was a laugh.

After that we had sex and relationships. Me and Dan sat next to each other throughout all of the lessons...which didn't turn out to be a good idea; we spent the entire lesson insulting and hitting each other. As the lesson ended, he threw me over the table into a girl, so I chased him out of the class and through the corridor until I thwacked him right round the back of his head.

Afternoon registration was hilarious; Ben called one of the boys many names which I shall not mention....which Miss actually agreed to! No telling him off, she just went 'yeahh' in agreement. Then for the next 10 minutes we would be lobbing balls of paper at each other, only for Miss to join in slightly. This was the best day of form ever.

When I left school, I had the pleasure of Joe walking home with me most of the way. Let's just say he isn't the most charismatic of people. I got home and 30 minutes later Joe and Beth are at my door. I invite them in and stick on The Hangover. Very little focus was on the movie; most of the time my focus was on hugging Bethanie...whilst Joe's focus was on annoying us two. The movie ended, Joe left and me and Beth had a right laugh. An hour or so later and I walk her home (with my dog). On the way we saw Danny and Hogan, who tried to assault me. Got to Beth's, hug, "BYEEEEEEEEEEE", walk away. I then saw Dan and Hogan stalking these two girls on the way home too. Creepy boys.

Once home, dinner was eaten, computer was on and then let the Internet commence....after restarting the computer 3 times. Then I talked to Beth for the rest of the night until finally remembering 'Oh, blog!', so I came here. This has been a great day and I am hoping for something similar tomorrow.

This has been day seventeen and I am extremely happy. Love you all!

Day sixteen; Happy Father's Day

I awoke at about 9 today, but because I am a lazy sod I slept in for another hour before getting out of bed. Once I was actually up and awake, I don't remember much but I do recall telling my mum to make me a bacon sandwich. I munched that then I got dressed in a soft checkered hoodie.

An hour or two later and my dad was at the door. I welcomed him in and wished him happy fathers day. We went out to Lakeside for abit to return some clothes, get some food and generally just walk about, which killed about 4 hours. When I got home, not very much happened with the exception of me taking my dogs for a quick walk and then my mum leaving to go to the hospital.

I spent the next few hours home alone, playing a game called Project Zomboid. It's an excellent indie game, I'd recommend trying it. Then I tried to get Hamachi working on my computer...I failed. It sucks. Then I had to restart my computer about 3 times and then my mum is home. That was a fun few hours *sigh*.

Since then, I have been watching The Apprentice on the BBC iPlayer on my iPad. I finished that, went downstairs and ate some chicken and now I am preparing to go to sleep; gotta get up early tomorrow. Damn school.

This has been day sixteen and happy father's day!

Day fifteen; Very, VERY little

This is going to be a very short post.

I awoke at 10. Done nothing for an hour except drink tea. Got dressed and went to TKMaxx with my mum. I bought tonnes of lovely clothes. When I got home, I tried them all out. After that, I went to the hospital to see my nan, t'was some depressing stuff. Once I was home again I spoke to Bethanie. I ate hotdogs and had a complete munch out while researching an Indie game called Project Zomboid. Today has been a lot of wasted time.

This has been day fifteen and I am bored.

Day fourteen; Locked out & Physics exam over with

This morning I woke up quite early; I was actually out of bed an hour earlier than usual! Oh wow. [Fast forward] Once at school, I headed to form, went to push the door and walked straight into it (hitting my head in the process). I got up, tried pushing again. It was locked. I waited outside until out tutor showed up. She unlocked the door, I went in and threw my PE bag into my locker. Not much happened really. 

Once out of form, I headed to the ICT room for science revision. That was some funny lesson, but I shouldn't go into details or you'll all hate me. Then we had first break - nothing new. Then we had yet more science revision. That was some stressful crap. Then we had a very short second break before heading to the exam hall. Let's just say the pressure was rather massive.

I was sat down in my designated seat at 12:50. 5 minutes later we were issued with our papers and were told to start. We had 45 minutes and I found it extremely easy! Then we had an ISA, which was also rather easy. After it all, I was just about falling asleep. Not much happened. Same crap with form; it was locked. I punched Sam in his balls; he keeps saying stuff about this girl. 

After that, went home, got changed and went out in the rain.Wasn't a brilliant time out...although I did get told that I dress and smell really nice. So I was happy about that. Then nothing special from there on in.

This has been say fourteen and I AM FREE OF EXAMS!

Day thirteen; Slaps, smacks and thwacks.

Yet again I woke up like any other day. I honestly don't think the first hour of today requires much explanation. When I arrived at school, I entered form and immediately received a slap round the back of the head. I turned around and saw Ben grinning at me. I pretended not to care and sat down. 2 minutes later, miss called me up to show her my School Log. I relished the opportunity and grabbed the log and gave a cracking whip on the back of Ben's head. This started something.

Once I had my log looked at, I sat back down and the other Ben slapped me. Then Ben slapped Ben and I slapped one Ben then the other then they both hit me at the same time then I watched as they both killed each other and got out a really thick book and pummelled both Bens with it but then Sam has to act all hard so he jumps in and full pelt punches me in the back of my head so I turned around and jump at his table and hit him several times on the head until he is whining but then the Bens turn their attention toward me and both keep hitting me then Sam hits Ben then Luke hits other Ben and then Miss looks at us and laughs but tells us to stop. We stopped. *Breathes very heavily* Did you read all that without stopping? Good; that demonstrates how frantic the fighting was. But as we stopped, I couldn't help but getting Sam one more time. Once everyone had calmed, I approached Sam and *makes smacking noise*.

Upon leaving from, we had English. This was rather funny for once; Alma wouldn't stop laughing nomatter what. Every slightly comical comment I made resulted in her dying of laughter, which led to me laughing which then also led to Jess laughing. Yeah, we're mad like that. During the last few minutes of the lesson, we watched the end of a BBC remake of Macbeth. It was pretty awesome.

First break wasn't all that special, well, except for delivering munchies to Bethanie. Then it was time for science...this was a drag. Wouldn't really like to talk about that dramatic waste of time. Then came second break, which resulted in Bethanie giving me munchies! Specifically, strawberry string thingys. I also got a volley of hugs, as usual. Then came Religious Studies. This lesson was a fabulous ending to the day; we discussed government policies and I now know the differences between left & right wing political parties. You may think 'Oh dear, that isn't exciting at all' but I find it all quite interesting and he managed to make the lesson extremely fun as always. Much love to you, sir!

Then came form...this was going to be fun. It resulted in more slaps and I chased Sam out of the class. I got shouted at, but meh. Today I had to stay behind afterschool because I needed to complete Food coursework and I was waiting for Bethanie to leave detention. Once she was out, she met me at the library and I finished off. After getting to the school gate she split of with another friend [sad face]. I went home, got changed and went out with Joe and met Bethanie 10 minutes later.

We played around for a bit, then we went to the shops and I treated everyone. We had our little munch out and then headed back to my house. When there, Joe sat on my iPad and we and Beth had a laugh, attacked each other and were on my computer. T'was fun. We left my house, Joe went his way and I walked Beth home. We had a right laugh, eventually I said bye, hugged and then left. I got home, had dinner and once again sat on my computer. Not much from that point onwards really.

This has been day thirteen, my head hurts.

Day twelve; A pretty great day & One exam over

Not much to report concerning the morning. Same old really; freaking out, sleeping again, going to school etc etc. Today was the day for my science chemistry exam, which I wasn't looking forward to. Once all my equipment was prepared, I waited to be called in. Unfortunately this room was extremely hot and I found it hard to breathe, so I left the room and stood outside for a bit. 5 minutes later some friends were shouting for me to get in there, so I did. We got called in and we took our designated seats. For the next 45 minutes I would be stressing myself harder than ever....or would I?

In the end it turned out to be a blast; very few questions were challenging, the only thing that confused me is the fact that my finger started randomly bleeding. Once out of the exam hall, I was practically cheering on the inside. It was a breeze and I cannot wait to receive my grade. We had to head straight to our maths lesson, which didn't go down too well with us. We mostly chilled all lesson. You wouldn't seriously expect us to do work, right?

Break turned out to be the usual stuff. Then we had food. This lesson we was supposed to be completing a unit of coursework...nobody did, but I came quite close. It was a depressing lesson though, mainly due to the fact that the two people that I had the pleasure of sitting next to wouldn't stop insulting each other about their weight issues...but I gotta admit it was fun at times.

Then second break came, which wasn't the most pleasant. We were sitting outside and had got harassed by this group of idiot boys. Basically, they kept saying to me 'Reiss, you gonna bang Beth?'....eventually, I replied with 'Shut the f*** up Jimmie, I banged your mum in your corner shop yesterday!' and everyone just died of laughter. I personally didn't see the funny side of it, but it made them shut up.

Then came Geography. [Boring memory here]. After that, had registration and made my way home. On my way, I got harassed by Danny and he full pelt thwacked my butt. T'was very painful, especially seeing as it made me flinch and head butt his bag too, which had boots in. Once home, I started getting dressed. Mid-way thru, I had this random guy knock on my door and give me hell loads of alcohol. I don't know.

Later, Joe and I went out. We met up with Jordan and Michael and eventually Bethanie and then even later, Hayley. I cannot be bothered to go into details tonight, I will try and make a 'part 2' version of this one for the details. But let's just say we had great fun. Eventually it was down to just me, Beth and Jordan. I walked Bethanie home and waited outside hers for about 20 minutes for her to eat her dinner. I walked her to youth club, dropped her off then then headed home. On the way home, I was victim of an attempted ankle and was threatened to be mugged.

Once home: Dinner, talked to the lovely girls and began writing this.

This has been day twelve, may you all have a pleasant evening.

Day eleven; Laughs, Revision & Nothing special

Today I awoke in the normal frantic way by throwing myself out of bed, trying to find my phone, trying to turn off my alarm then throwing myself back into bed for an hour. Not anything special this time. When at school, registration was quite funny; we had a different teacher there as our form tutor was presenting something in an assembly. Yet again, nothing special.

For first lesson we had English. We was studying Macbeth. It wasn't anything special. Then we had first break. Nothing special happened there except for doing a drink-run for people with Bethanie. Then we had Food, which was the usual drag; we had to complete coursework. Oh well, it was fun because I was sat in-between Jordan and Joe who always insult each other. Once that was over, we had geography and had to complete a piece of coursework within one lesson, which seemed challenging at first, but turned out to be rather easy.

Then second break came, there wasn't anything special that happened except me having an argument with the head teacher about where I sit and what is classed as a 'lunch'. This made me extremely infuriated....extremely. *Grr...* Then we had to do science revision which is always a pleasure. Don't you love it when you have a teacher who yells for no apparent reason? Yeah, we have him. I will admit he is a great teacher though.

Nothing much happened from this point onward until I got to the library, where I got told off for being loud even though it was the person next to me shouting. At this point I was fuming, so I logged off, slammed my chair and walked away. I was severely pissed, although I did calm down once I was home thanks to Joe. We went on the computer for a bit and then decided to go out. Once we were out, we had some epic basketball fun (I'll try and upload my epic backwards throw that scored later). Later on, Bethanie came to join us. We had a great laugh!

Joe went in and then Hayley came out with her dog. The little sod stole my packet of marshmallows from me. Yet again, more laughs were to be had. After Beth went (she insisted that I didn't walk her home), I walked Hayley home then headed homebound myself. Once in, I pulled my dinner out of the oven and burnt my hand severely. I then munched. Unfortunately I received a call part-way through, I told then I was eating and hung up.

Nothing special has been happening since then, with the exception to hard-core revision and my mum finding out my 'love life'. Well, when I say she found out...I told her. She just smiled and said 'I knew it all along!'.
I just said 'Yeah, sure you did.'. Now here I am, I had better get to bed now because of tomorrow's exam, so goodnight guys.

This has been nothing special. Thank you for reading.

Day ten; Oh the happiness!

This morning I had quite a shocking awakening; it is the first time I had set my alarm on my phone. I swear, I think I had a seizure when I heard the massively high-pitched tune blaring out causing me to fall out of my bed, then trying to figure out how to disable it. It took me another 2 minutes to turn it off. Once that was over with, my head was thumping so I threw myself back into bed and stayed there for the next hour until my headache had gone.

Not much is remembered from then until I got to school. Once there, I had the usual pleasure of insulting this kid who sits behind me. Once registration had ended, I made my way to PE. Basketball was a breeze and our team dominated to say the least. After PE had ended, I made my way to the munch-out area which our group of friends has claimed. Bethanie had been recently making the most delicious cookies ever, most of which were being given to me (gotta love her). Break was relatively normal, with the exception of a few people popping up out of nowhere and shouting at me 'Reiss do you go out with ____?!' which was ofcourse a pleasure.

After break we had science. In preparation for our exams we had 2 science practice papers, which made that lesson drag on for so long! I was impressed with my end result; it proved I knew more than I thought I did, which made me really happy. Upon being released from science, I headed immediately to the munch-out area (even though I was supposed to be on prefect duty). Within 2 minutes I was harassed about the same thing again and I saw Bethanie again. We hung out with the others and just generally had a laugh. After that, I had history. I missed out the second half to go to this business/maths meeting about a company called Mercer. After that, I headed back to form. Once we were released, I headed with Kat and Sadie to the ICT rooms.

Whilst we were there, we done literally nothing. Then we headed to the bus stop. Can't remember much, although I remember seeing Joe and walking back with him. I was being a right comedian, that much I can remember. I got in, got changed and a friend came over for a bit. We had a right laugh...maybe even too much of a laugh, then she had to go and I gots sad. From then, all I have done is eaten my dinner, walked the dogs and writing this blog post.

Thank you for reading. This has been day ten. Much love to you all!

Day nine; Game completion, Laptop getting repaired and VERY happy!!

I honestly don't remember the start of today; my memory is getting even worse! The earliest possible memory from today is me helping my mother move random things around the garden which proved quite a messy job. Once I was done with that, I threw myself on my sofa and instantly flicked on the Xbox -yet again to resume my progress in Fallout: New Vegas. From that point it took me 2 and a half hours to finalise the campaign. Because I do not have an expansion for this game yet, I cannot progress any further; all I get is the repetition of the last level. I have gotta say, the last mission is amazing though. You'll love it! Moving on...

About 10 minutes after I completed it, my dad turned up. We had a chat and I finished my cup of tea. I grabbed my laptop, we headed off to Currys at the Lakeside Retail Park, I handed it in for repairs and then we left. We then drove to the main part of Lakeside and stopped off at KFC so my dad could have something to eat. I didn't want anything, so I settled for a drink. We then drove home.

Once I was home, my dad dropped me off and went. I had dinner and sat on Facebook talking to Bethanie for hours on end. This continued for the next few hours. All of this made me amazingly happy and for the last half an hour I haven't been able to wipe this massive grin off my face. Unfortunately, she left to go to sleep around 20 minutes ago (she's a good girl, I go to bed at stupid hours). Now here I am, listening to a Beethoven symphony whilst smiling like there is no tomorrow. Let me just say that this is an amazing tune. I recommend listening.

This has been day nine. Thank you ever so much for reading and I love every single one of you...except Jordan. 

Day eight; An early visitor & Annoyances

Woke up at 7AM today, which isn't really normal for a Saturday. After 5 minutes I fell asleep once more. I then awoke to my mum moaning at my dogs at 9AM. This wasn't a very pleasant awakening to say the least. I then got up, went downstairs and lazed around for a few minutes. Went back upstairs, got changed and helped tidying up a little bit.

An hour later and Bethanie arrives at my house. She comes in only to be attacked by my dog...well, when I say 'attacked', I mean harassed until she sat down then he tried to sit on her. But yeah, we had a laugh for just over an hour; plenty of giggles, playful insults and hugs. She made everything great, but the day got worse and worse after she left -I walked her back to her place and then walked back to mine. Me and my mum went to the bus stop and it poured down with rain, we was waiting for a bus to Lakeside.Once we got to Lakeside, we bought some random bits -including my new phone.

As we got home, I stuck the phone on charge and mum left to see Nan, which left me on my own which wasn't fun. The next few hours would go extremely slow and let me feeling more and more lonely as the day progressed...but then Jordan came round. We had a few disagreements but ultimately he was a laugh. After he had left, I had yet more alone time. When my mum finally got home, we tried to assemble the phone...turns out it hadn't charged, I had to take this tape off of the battery. This made me quite angry seeing as it had been on 'charge' for about 6 hours.

I ran upstairs and tried to charge it again. With minimal battery in it, I tried to set it up. This became increasingly frustrating. Then I noticed that I had the numbers of everyone on Facebook and from my mum's Sim, so I tried to find a way to delete them. I spent half an hour scrolling through menus attempting to delete ONE contact. Alas, I failed.

I gave up and watched 127 Hours, an amazing, albeit boring, film. After that, tried once more. I gave up completely after that. Then I got verbally assaulted by my mum, which is never usually nice. From that point on she has been quite unnecessary toward me; getting angry over nothing. I am currently writing this in the dark confines of my bedroom.

Sorry for the lack of happy. Regards, Reiss.

Day seven; She clocked it & Hyperactiveness

Woke up around 7:30 today. I don't remember much if I am honest. Went to the shops and bought an orange Lucozade and a Galaxy bar; I stilled owed Bethanie her chocolate. Then Jordan came to me. We walked towards school for two minutes, then I slung my other bag over my shoulder and made sure everything was secure in my pockets. I then told him to ride fast. He did. I ran after him and threw myself on his back, tried to stabilise our balance on the stuntpegs, then pointed forward and screamed 'ONWARDS!' like some sort of general. Basically, I hitched a ride to school because I am lazy.

The first half of school [SCENE MISSING]. After second break, we had maths. Standing outside the maths corridor, I saw Emily (she's my little munchkin) so I rushed her and hugged her...then proceeded to start tickling her - she hates that. I continued for 30 seconds before we got called in. As me and the munchkin walked into the room, she threatened to punch me in the face. Jack, being the legend that he is, jumped in-between us, pointed at my face and went 'Yeahhh!!'. Emily then tried to poke me in the sides; it's my weak spot. Jack then tried. I threw myself backwards and attacked Jack. This retarded looking fight lasted for about 5 minutes before we were eventually hushed.

The lesson dragged, but at one point one of us had put the clock forward by 10 minutes. About an hour later and we were released...ten minutes early. Miss checked the time on her computer, saw that we were out 10 minutes earlier and shouted at us to come back. Many ran and hid in the toilets, I walked back. Eventually the head-teacher got involved (kinda) and one of us grassed the boy up.

I walked home with Emily and Hayley and we split up and went our own ways halfway through. Once home I had the munch out of the fridge, Fallout: New Vegas playing and iPad to my side...and soon to have my dog asleep on me. This continued for a few hours whilst I was having quite an 'unusual' conversation with Hayley over Facebook.. Then I had dinner and watched a film; the mechanic. Pretty good film. Then I came upstairs, stuck on music and here I am!

I'm writing this a few minutes before I am about to go to bed, so goodnight people!
This has been day seven, thanks for reading.

Day six; The English exam & Long lost friends

I awoke today much later than I had wanted; 1 hours and 30 mins later to be exact. Instead of getting up at 5:45 I ended up throwing myself out of bed at 7:15. Not good when your exam is exactly an hour away. I rushed to get dressed, then I had a nice calm relax with a cup of tea for a few minutes. Then I ran to the local shops, grabbed a Lucozade and a Galaxy chocolate bar and walked as fast as I could to school. Walking towards one of the gates I saw a friend. He was walking in the opposite direction to me. As he approached, he grabbed my arm, pulled me and said 'We've gotta go this way'. I thanked him and hurried along.

Once outside the exam hall, I had 10 minutes to prepare whatever I needed. All I REALLY needed was a nit of energy, so I downed most of my lucozade in one go...this was not a bright idea; the exam lasts 2 hours and 15 minutes, yet I needed to go to the toilet already. This wasn't good. Still, I shrugged it off. For the next few minutes I would be amassing hugs and putting people on edge by giving a creepy 'Good luck, young one..' in their ear. It was rather funny and certainly helped the overall morale.

5 minutes later we was called into the exam hall lobby. This is where we would have to leave our bags and make an orderly queue to walk in. Orderly? Far from it. There were masses of people rushing in, others hugging and bro-fisting and me and a select few we dancing. This was met with creepy stares. As I passed through the doorway, I was stopped and a metal detector was held up to me chest and pockets. As they scanned over the left side of my chest the detector rang. At this moment my heart jumped. I reached into my pocket and fumbled around, finding spare change from when I bought the stuff at the shop. I exhaled deeply as I turned to the teacher and sighed 'It's only money...' and made a jingle with it. She let me pass and I quickly made my way to my seat 'E08'.

A quick lecture and then the papers were passed around. The paper, in my opinion, was a Child's play. The questions were rather easy and I filled almost every space available. I am rather confident. 5 minutes remaining and I notice I had made a mistake, I cross it out and write something else instead. Then, whilst writing, I hear 'Pens down!', I quickly finished my last word erratically, almost throwing my pen when finished. The papers were collected and we were dismissed in silence. We had already gone through first break so we had to go straight to English.

During English we did very little; Munched out, discussed MacBeth and Literature. Once that had finished, we went to second break which consisted of me receiving free food from Bethanie (I do love that one) and also tonnes of hugs (no surprise there). Break went quite fast. Once it was over I had to go to RS (Religious Studies). This is, overall, my favourite lesson; we have an absolutely amazing teacher! He is only in his twenties and is an absolute legend. He also is a funny sod when he wants to be. The lesson flew by, not much is remembered.

I stayed after school to complete some food coursework. This was so funny! Two of my friends, Michael and Jordan, were staying with me and when us three are combined...we cause chaos. We was essentially thrown out of the library. On the way home, me and Michael stood on the stunt pegs on Jordan's bike whilst he drove us home.

Once home, nothing happened. Dad came to visit; bad news. You don't need to know any more. Me and Dan went to KFC, he dropped me off at home and I got talking with a long lost friend again! Her name is Charlotte and she moved away ages ago, but now we've been talking all night. I love this girl so much! But I have had a right laugh with her and I miss her deeply. If you read this, come 'home'! You belong here! But yeah, she's awesome, enough said. But other than that, very little has been done. Oh yeah! My dog wiped his butt on my shirt...charming.

This has been day six! Thank you ever so much for reading.

Day five; English exam preparation & Strange mother

Today I cant really remember how I awoke...oh well. I do remember the journey to school though! Me and Dan were walking along and we was discussing the time he had been attacked by wasps, then out of nowhere a wasp rushes him and stings him in the back of the leg. He helped, launched his whole body forward by about a metre and scared the living sh*t out of me! I almost flinched as much as he threw himself. That's all I can remember for the morning.

Once we arrived at school, I walked fast to form, dropped my bag off, walked even faster to the assembly hall -I was running late and then quickly ran to my seat in the hall. All the assembly was about was a sports week being held. I took very little interest in it.

After assembly we headed to maths. We were doing Angular Bisects and finding the nth term in sequences. Quite easy really. So easy, infact, that a few of us (me included) decided to start doing Phonejacker impressions. This lasted for about an hour until one of the boys got thrown out the lesson. 5 minutes later and I was having a ruler fight with somebody on another table. Let's just say us two have a history of hitting each other with rulers in maths.

Break whizzed by, all I remember is receiving hugs. Then it was time to go to Food. We had to start a new unit of coursework which wasn't really pleasant, but didn't prove to be a major challenge. In that, me and a few friends were discussing girls, you do not need to know any more.

Second break was a let down; our group got shouted at by the head-teacher, which wasn't at all brilliant. Yet again, my memory has failed me here too. Then we all went to English for our final lesson to do revision for tomorrow's exam. That lesson was VERY dull and I felt myself slowly drifting off at one point.

After leaving English I headed back to form, only to be met with 'Reiss! Ben was blowing kisses to Abbie!' (they like to joke around, saying me and Abbie are dating), I said 'WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BEN?!' in a joking manner, he walked up to me and was effectively sizing me up...infact, he was so close for comfort I was half expecting a bloody kiss. But yeah, then the form tutor walked in and it all got pinned on me. Because I am the good one though, she didn't believe Ben at first so she said 'Okay, who thinks that Reiss would ever start sizing up Ben, raise your hand.' Everyone, being the planks that they are, raised their hands....I did too.

I stayed behind to try and do the food coursework. Alas, I did not succeed. I ended up walking home in the pouring rain! Once home, my computer was on and my kettle was boiling. But yeah, lets move to the present; I remember very little except my mum trying to stick a nose-shaver into my hair for some strange reason.

Day four; B'awws, Yawns and plenty of Goddamn hugs.

Today hasn't been particularly eventful, but I can't say it's been dull. Started off with my mum yelling at me to wake up at 7:15. She must have got the time wrong because it was still 45 minutes before I would have had to leave. But still, I got up, got changed and went downstairs for a lovely cup of tea and a relax. Yet again Dan arrived at my house to walk with me to school.

Rather weird journey; we had some extremely weird discussions and I ended up heaving at one point. He certainly has a sick mind! Anyway, when we got to school, same old same old -registration and off to first lesson. My first lesson today was English. Unfortunately our English teacher has had a foot operation, so we had a substitution teacher. I can't say she was the most lively, but I can't put her down; she means well and she is quite nice. For the 2 or so hours I was in that room, it felt like half a day! Most of it was exam preparation anyway, but I still payed no attention to what was being said. Eventually she asked me a question. I had no idea what to say, so my friend ended up whispering an answer to me. I had blatantly been told, but the teacher honestly didn't care, I guess all she wanted was to get the lesson over with.

During the break, our group got told to move to another place. The staff were getting annoyed about us looming over the same spot every day. That same break I must have set a new record for receiving hugs off of people. I kinda lost count. I'm not complaining though!

For what seemed an eternity later, I was soon in ICT. The coursework for this subject is extremely frustrating! Missing one piece = Failing the course. Although I am missing a whole unit of work, yet I have still attained an A grade. Lucky me? What a meme filled lesson that was. The girls to the right of me, Sadie and Ellis, do not stop mentioning memes. Sometimes I wish I wouldn't start things off, I really do.

ICT ended, had afternoon registration and then I headed back to the ICT room to do some catch-up. Unsurprisingly, there were very few people there, but it didn't matter; I only wanted to get my coursework done before I failed. The stay behind turned out to be quite effective and I finished two whole units (finally) and almost completed my third. In case you don't know, the 'units' are massive, it's basically a tonne of work grouped up in one place.

Got home and played Fallout: New Vegas whilst my friend was sitting next to me and playing with my iPad. I beat him at a few random games whilst also dominating NPCs. Skills, no? He left a little later on, I had dinner, watched random TV and spoke to some friends on Facebook. I ended up writing a status about how I feel about someone, then two minutes later 'OMG WHO?'. I ended up saying in the end, not to many people though. Although I told her too. She was like 'Nawwwww!!! <3<3<3', but then the happy mood died when someone had written something quite unnecessary about her. The 'Naww! <3' turned into plenty of 'Baww.. D:'. An hour later and here I am! I was supposed to be in bed by now but I don't give a damn. I'll give it another 10 minutes or so...

...but anyway! Thank you for reading. This has been day four. Seya tomorrow.

Day three; History exam & lulz to be had

Today started quite unique compared to other days; I actually woke up on time! It was around 6:45 when I flopped out of bed. Within 10 minutes I was dressed in full school uniform and ready to go. But little did I know it was only 7AM -I still had an hour to kill. So I put on the Xbox and played some Fallout: New Vegas. Got through a few missions on that and my mum came down the stairs. As soon as she was down, I turned off the Xbox and asked 'Care for a cup of tea?', she said yes, so I got to it. 5 minutes later, my friend knocks. I open my door, stick my bad on my back and head to school.

On the walk there it was pouring down with rain, so we ended up getting soaked. Luckily, I was wearing a large coat, whilst Dan was only wearing a sleeveless body-warmer. To no surprise, it didn't help him and once we arrived at school he had water pouring out of his sleeves. I walked towards form, launched my bags on the floor and sat down.

I don't feel like explaining the boring details of my school day, so I will just summarise it: Basketball; Science foundation paper; History Exam; stayed behind for a bit; walked home. Once home, I returned to New Vegas. This I played for the next few hours, siding completely with the NCR. Dinner at 5PM. Turn off Xbox and migrate to iPad.

Whilst on the iPad, I was browsing this site and found a thread entitled 'In this thread: Text / Message a girl 'Why haven't we had s*x yet?' and post their response'. I felt up to the challenge. Whilst talking to my brilliant friend, Sadie, I thought this would be a good opportunity. I typed it all out, then hovered my finger over the 'Enter' key. I gave in and held down backspace. I told her what I was going to say, now she's helping me trying to find a new victim. Oh wow. Still, this is quite funny!

Right now I am listening to The Glitch Mob and writing a blog post (obviously), but if I go through with this, I'll put the response up on my other blog. My reasons for this? Lulz.

Day two; very little was done

I awoke today with very little sense of what was going on. As I sat up, I felt a tingly sensation in my foot...this was my dog. He was licking my feet, the creepy thing. I don't recall much, but I do know that my mother was calling me. I answered. "Reiss, come on, get up you lazy sod!" I hung the phone up, stuck it under my pillow, got my dog out of my room, closed the door then threw myself back under the covers. 20 minutes later I was met with a blaring shout up the stairs, "REISSSS!!!!" I jolt upward at the sound, nearly falling out of my bed.

Once finally awake, I reached for my slippers and ran downstairs as fast as my legs could carry me; only to fall at the last step and flop to my knees. T'was a painful fall, but I giggled it off as I marched towards the kitchen. As I entered, I saw the time was only 10AM. She doesn't bother saying anything to me, so I go back to the living room and throw myself on the settee. As I start to doze off I get jumped on by my dogs, one of them relentlessly trying to lick my face. This was enough to fully wake me up.

5 minutes later, my mum tells me to get changed; apparently I have to do a job for next-door. I run upstairs and throw on some old gear. As soon as I go back down my mum says "We're all done now...although you could help me with the gardening?" At that point I felt like running back to bed, but I couldn't exactly say no, could I? So for the next hour I was helping her with a few odd jobs around the garden.

My mind is fuzzy from that point until a few hours ago, playing Garry's Mod. I have recently got into the Stoned Potatoes Zombified World game mode, I have got to say it is absolutely brilliant. But yeah, an hour or so into that and I had levelled up quite a bit. Although someone kept killing everyone and making little kids rage. I got bored of it soon after and disconnected. I ran a bath, etc etc. I am sure you don't need the details, once dried got in my PJs, turned on my computer again and logged into Facebook.

15 minutes of Facebook was enough to put me on a downer, so I pulled up YouTube to listen to The Glitch Mob. They're brilliant. Got bored of clicking the 'replay' button so I pulled up blogger and got typing. Now here I am.

I don't really expect to be doing much tonight, might do a little revision for tomorrow's exam. Wish me luck!

Second blog up! Time for day one.

In this blog I will be making one post per day. It shall be about my day and my day only. No incoherent ramblings. No inappropriate jokes. No insanity. All of that is for my first blog. If you, for some reason, like the lack of sanity, then please feel free to check my first blog out. Anyway, time for day one:

The day started off with Glee: Don't stop believing playing in my ear. This was my phone. As I stuggled over to one side I reached out for my phone only to hear my mum yell 'Hello? Reiss! It's almost twelve!" I cut her off without saying a word, flopped off of my bed, landing on my back and heaved myself to my feet. I opened my bedroom door and took large, unsteady steps downstairs. Upon reaching the bottom step I was slammed against the wall by my small dog. The jolt was enough to wake me up and scared the life out of me.

As I got to the kitchen, my mum and her boyfriend, Ian, were looking my way. She said "Alright, sleepyhead?" I just moaned something incoherent and went to the fridge. I pulled out a lucozade, downed it, then I don't remember anything for the next hour.

One hour later, I am dressed and my friend arrives at my house. He comes in, we discuss some form of computing and we head upstairs. I switch my computer on and for the next 2 hour we continue with our nerdy conversation whilst messing around with a few games. During all of this, I am still half-asleep so I am slowly falling asleep on my bed. I get sick of feeling tired, quickly run to the shops and come back with a huge packet of Malteasers (Ben's favourite), a large Galaxy bar and 2 litres of Coca Cola. I munch away at the Galaxy bar within seconds, quickly consuming my half of the drink. Ben, however, takes his time and doesn't bother with the chocolate yet.

From that point onwards, I was way more talkative. I put on Left 4 Dead 2 and I sat watching Ben play through a new campaign (Cold Stream). For the next hour we'd be watching Ventrilo Harassment, Dr. Weird and playing Garry's Mod and Team Fortress 2. After all that, I gave him my spare mouse and adapter and he left.

15 minutes later, me and my mother was picked up by one of her friends to eat at The Harvester, a local restaurant. I hope you all agree when I say that they have the best bread in the world! I have 3 or 4 rolls just to start off with whenever I go there! I am sure you don't want to hear the details, so let's just say: OM NOM NOM...now we're done. Head home. Have a spark of inspiration in the car; make another blog!

Get home, switch on computer, open up my Facebook (don't add me or I'll eat you) and then make a blog post on my primary blog (link at the start of the post). I eventually get bored of Facebook, so I get to work on this blog. Blah blah blah, editing. Now here we are.

In a moment I shall be off to play Team Fortress 2 with Ben once more and then run downstairs to see who has won Britain's Got Talent. Other than that, I have nothing planned for the night...other than sleep, ofcourse.

This has been day one, thank you for reading.